(Source: thebestlolz)
have you ever looked at a window and wondered how injured you would be if you jumped out of it
(via heightofthefall)
@12 hours ago with 11074 notes| Boy: | Did it hurt? |
| Girl: | (sigh) Did what hurt? |
| Boy: | Breaking through the earth's crust, ascending from hell. |
a ghost could be humping you right now and you would never know
(via stayy-s-t-r-o-n-g)
@12 hours ago with 14469 notes
You’d open up your dash to this explosion of noise and your face would be like:
(Source: gerardwway, via pattycakes1503)
@1 day ago with 32975 notes